#ALLL Solution

[autism-corner]

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[hannie-dul-set]

IT’S NOT WORTH TRYING TO LEARN OTHER PEOPLE’S LOVE LANGUAGES.

p — MYUNG JAEHYUN x fem! reader. g — humor, fluff, park sungho learns a lesson about minding his own business. w — swearing, death threats (as a form of flirting). 1.5k words.

requested by — @gluion “go kill yourself x “i’m pretty sure they have a crush on me”

note — part of my ship dynamics: insane edition gimmick. this is very the breakup soup coded. i just like writing about a bunch of idiots stressing about the dumpster fire love life of their friend. enjoy.

myung jaehyun’s friends are pretty sure he’s had a very stable, very loving, very normal upbringing.

“stop staring at me, you fucking creep.”

“sorry, i didn’t mean to make your heart flutter. can’t help it when you’re so pretty.”

“i’ll stab your fucking eyes out.”

“my eyes are all yours, pretty.”

so they can’t wrap their head around why he’s acting like he has not a single ounce of self-respect in his body. sungho and leehan watch as their pitiful friend gets shut down again by the most venomous glare, hostile sneer, deflected by the biggest pair of heart eyes in the world that’s ever longingly following your disappearing figure out the library door. “she wants me so bad,” he concludes with a self-righteous smile as he arranges his notes into one neat stack. sungho and leehan share a look. god almighty, please grant their friend wisdom and salvation.

“what...what makes you say that?” sungho attempts to prod. the first step to finding a solution is to figure out the situation. they need to know why myung jaehyun is so down bad for you, and why he’s so convinced that you feel the same way.

“huh?” jaehyun perks up. like he’s genuinely confused sungho has to ask that. “she was so flustered earlier. couldn’t you tell? it was adorable.”

“she threatened to mutilate you…?” 

jaehyun beams. “she sure did.”

there...there is no point trying to understand him, sungho concludes. leehan is, for lack of a better word, getting mildly frustrated. “hyung, what the hell?” he raises. “if telling someone you want them dead is an indication of romantic feelings, then my middle school bullies must’ve been head over heels for me.”

a silence. a pause. “we’ll unpack that later,” sungho tells him. then shifts his attention back to problem child number one. “you. you’re a grown man who has full autonomy over his actions and feelings, and i know that. but as your friend, i just can’t keep watching you being disrespected, jaehyun. i can’t help but get angry on your behalf when you greet her good morning and alll she does is tell you to go fuck yourself!”

admittedly, sungho got a little bit heated at the end there. but he has every right to feel this emotion on behalf of his dense and seemingly unaffected friend— who is still sitting there, a smile on his face, hands on his lap like a patient buddha who has learned the true meaning of peace and serenity.

“sungho-yah,” jaehyun starts with a pleasant hum. “there’s no need to worry. the feeling is totally mutual. i’m telling you, she likes me back.”

speechless.

in fact, sungho and leehan are beyond speechless. they have no idea where this ungrounded certainty comes from. they certainly have even less of an idea on how to fix his lovesickness, bordering on insanity.

so, reasonably— they call for backup.

“the only way for him to get his shit together is if he asks her out for real and finally gets rejected for good,” taesan declares confidently. somehow, they see a point. riwoo lets out an echo of agreement. woonhak asks why they’re all excluding jaehyun from this after school garage meeting. “do you guys know when he’s planning on doing that?”

“no idea,” leehan answers. “but maybe we can pressure him into it.”

“so, should we encourage him instead of telling him to give it up?” sungho raises. taesan affirms. sungho lets out a grunt and a huff. “god, that’s gonna be tough.”

a resounding voice of dissent arises from woonhak. “i don’t get why you’re all going against jaehyun-hyung!” he yells indignantly. “let hyung love whoever he wants! this is a free country! you guys can’t dictate his love!”

“he’s received fuck you’s straight in the face and swears she’s flirting, woonhak. you’re too young to understand.”

it’s four votes against one. woonhak can’t win against his hyung’s determination to save myung jaehyun from his self-dug pit of pitifulness that he’d been in ever since laying eyes on you at the freshman orientation. god, they never should’ve went. he never should’ve shot down jaehyun’s suggestion to just skip it. maybe then, myung jaehyun would still be normal.

but this is not the time to lament and regret. it’s time for sungho to right his wrongs. it’s time to bring jaehyun’s self-respect back, they decide. and it starts with a wake-up call in the form of your inevitable, brutal rejection. 

which, for some reason, does not happen as planned.

“what?”

“we’re going on a date.” jaehyun is as chipper as ever and sungho’s ears are starting to ring. “thanks for the encouragement, sungho!”

it’s ringing. it’s ringing so badly. “wait, what do you mean you’re going on a date?” he attempts to clarify, grabbing jaehyun by the shoulders because this is two-parts concerning, one-part kind of…proud? this guy actually succeeded? “she said yes? she didn’t tell you to fuck off and die in a hole?”

“she did. she looked pretty while saying it.” jaehyun answers with a bright grin. nevermind. this is all parts concerning. sungho “she also told me she’d kill me if i pick her up late after her class tomorrow. we’re going to have dinner at the thai restaurant that just opened. riwoo recommended it.”

sungho does not understand. he cannot understand because you, who seems to hate all of myung jaehyun’s guts for no discernible reason, agreed to go on a date with him? hello? has jaehyun been right this whole time? do you really reciprocate his feelings? or is this just some new form of torture? is his friend a masochist? is he the weird one for making a big fucking deal out of this? is this how relationships work nowadays?

a thought enters sungho’s mind.

hold on a second—

“anyway, i gotta go, dude. a pretty girl is waiting for me.”

—what if this date is a ploy for you to finally get the chance to kill him?

oh my god.

“wait!” sungho’s face is pale. his eyes are wide and frantic. “don’t—don’t go on the date!”

“hm?” jaehyun bats his eyes at him, taking a moment to think. then sparkles in realization. “oh! don’t worry. i’m not gonna show up looking like this. i’m gonna head home first to change.”

“that’s not the problem! jaehyun! no! no!”

this is it, his friend is going to die. that is, unless, he shows up on your date just in time to stop it. yes. there’s still a chance. he knows where the date is happening. he’s gonna tell the rest of them because there’s no way in hell they’d allow myung jaehyun’s cause of death to read stupidity by misconstruing your murderous intent as affection. they are not only going to save jaehyun’s life— but his dignity as well.

“remember, be quiet. be inconspicuous. they can’t figure out we’re here.”

hopefully, things go as planned this time. all five of them are gathered in a booth at the said thai restaurant, the eventual scene of the crime unless they do something about it. sungho is surveying the scene to find where you and jaehyun are seated. leehan nearly trips over his unnecessarily long trench coat while trying to cover more ground. woonhak is using the menu as cover but has since gotten distracted and has started to pick out his order with riwoo and taesan. “hyung, is the khao soi good?”

“yeah, we should order it.”

“what drinks should we get?”

this is hopeless. this is a mess. their best friend is about to die and all they can think about is dinner.

no matter. sungho can still take care of this himself. his eyes scan the main restaurant wing, from left to right, until his eyes double over in a screeching halt to the back of a very familiar round head—

“huh.”

the back of a very familiar round head that doesn’t seem to be facing the threat of decapitation.

sungho sees you and jaehyun sitting across from one another, jaehyun’s fairly loud voice raising over the music and utensils clattering, people chatting and passing by. “you’ve got something on your face.”

“touch my face, and i’ll kill y— hey!”

first of all, sungho wants to claw his own eyes out seeing his friend being disgustingly sweet. second, jaehyun did touch your face with a napkin and it does not seem like you’re attempting to murder him. in fact, you look flustered even. flushed despite the harbored glare, still seated despite your apparent derision and disgust. the back of jaehyun’s head looks exceedingly happy. the dots aren’t connecting. sungho is malfunctioning. 

“should…should we interfere…?” leehan asks, his nose barely peeking out of the trench coat collar.

“i think...i think we should just leave them alone.”

“but isn’t his life in danger?”

“i misunderstood.”

forget misunderstanding. sungho can’t even behind to understand in the first place and has settled that he wouldn’t even try so long as myung jaehyun is happy— happy with being on the receiving end of fuck you’s and go to hell’s in response to his you’re so pretty’s and see you tomorrow’s, happy with getting his advances swatted away and shut down, happy with whatever the fuck is going on between you and him that sungho really can’t just wrap his head around.

IT’S NOT WORTH TRYING TO LEARN OTHER PEOPLE’S LOVE LANGUAGES. © hannie-dul-set, 2024.

[ofbreathandflame-archive]

Sometimes, I think about the absurdity of the UTM situation — but then, sometimes I think of it and it makes Rhys a much more sinister, albeit, more interesting character.

Like - the situation is this, initially:

Feyre is in her cell. She frazzled,dirty, but hasn’t quite had to experience any of the horrors of UTM, save for her bargained first trial. After her initial riff raff with Rhys, the guards are hypnotized to never touch Feyre, and she receives hot meals to her cell everyday. Rhys was also able to clean Feyre up multiple times as well. So far - excluding his other actions up to this point - we can characterize Rhys as opportunistic, cruel, but well-intentioned in these moments. I am not asking for him to be a purity princess, only that I can vaguely understand the motives to his actions, whether good or bad.

But then…

He then *willingly* chooses to take her out said cell, allowing Amarantha to remember Feyre. His only tangible reason for doing this was to…anger Tamlin. He already had explains that Amarantha has a shield that wards against physical attacks, so that explaination makes no sense. The only one that actually sticks is that Rhys is…jealous. There is no tactical explanation as to why Rhys would establish this safe-space for Feyre, only to immediately co-opt it. Think about it, at this point, Amarantha has forgotten Feyre even exists. If she was tangibly written, she could have played against Feyre’s time, allowing each trial to take place once every thirty or a fifty years. But I digress.

Anywho, Rhysand removed Feyre’s clothes, painted her, and gave her a linen scarf as a dress. The hot food be gives becomes inconsequential because the wine makes Feyre wretch up any all of the food she receives. She then has to sleep on the dirty ragged floor naked because those were all of the clothes she was given. And as Rhysand is breaking Feyre down, he also has the antidote. Now, Feyre isn’t surrounded by the quiet of her cell, or looking forward to the anticipation of a hot meal. She is anticipating (and more than not dreading) her eventual drugging SA.

The sinister part of this is that — Rhys becomes the author of all of Feyre’s sorrows, but then he also swoops in and provides solutions to the issues…he caused.

And it’s why the music scene is one of the most unromantic moments in this series if you stop and consider EVERYTHING. Feyre is sitting there, alone and naked. Exhausted after being paraded around by the Wraiths and having to bear info she has no power to stop. Rhys reads her mind, and then sends the music into her cell. But HE IS THE ONE who caused it in the first place. All of it. It’s so scary when you consider that Feyre was a human, with no mental shields. She was a legit open book and the book acknowledges that he read it alll. Like - even in Twilight - Edward could read everyone’s mind BUT Bella. She was a closed book for and that made her interesting to him. It built a sort-of boundary between them, which considering everything, was a good literary choice.

Rhys has all of this access, and knowledge of Feyre that she doesn’t even get the pleasure of telling him (or just letting him experience it). Like that moment where Feyre tells Rhys she was scared, and he retorts back “no you weren’t” is like…quite scary. Idk. It’s just so weirddd. And I’m not asking for these tidbits not to exist. I’m saying that the story never considers any nuance in these issues. Feyre is expressing that she felt these amalgamation of emotions upon seeing Rhys, but he just smiles and tells her how beautiful she thought her was. At one point, Rhys mad feyre so scared she pissed herself (or almost did - I can’t remember) and threw up. She was terrified, violated, and afraid. And Rhys knows this - and he never apologizes. I am not against the idea of Feysand, as many may assume, not inherently. My problem is, the sinister parts do not add nuance. There’s no discussion into Rhysand’s control issue, which is wrapped in a self-sacrificing package. His need to do everything is the exact same as Tamlin’s control issue - they are both very controlling. Rhysand cannot trust his inner-circle. He does nefarious things because he doesn’t trust them to do so even though they’re so supposed to be Prythan’s version of the Avengers. He makes Mor the queen of the CoN…but doesn’t actually trust her to do the job. What I’m saying is - instead of it leveraging Rhysand’s faults into a well rounded character, the book would rather just assume they don’t exist.

[ohbo-ohno]

Bo! I have an idea I want to share.

I've seen a few fics with Winter Soldier! Johnny based off his new mask and I'm thinking about Dark Ghost losing Soap, thinking he's dead, only to find him again and realizing he doesn't remember Ghost at all. So Ghost's solution is to capture him and remind him who he belongs to, whether this new Johnny likes it or not. That's Ghost's pup, his bratty sweet boy, and it seems like Johnny needs some forceful lessons reminding him of that.

Bonus if Johnny wasn't fully enthused to be with Simon before he was captured and brainwashed, so to Simon this is the perfect excuse to fully train Soap the way he deserves.

okay anon as a certified MCU Nerd i have to break the news that i do in fact hate winter soldier!johnny, if only because in the context of that movie he doesn't fit that character at alll lmao. that being SAID, johnny not really being dead and ghost going capital-c Crazy getting him back is something i am obsessed with

very big fan of the idea that ghost realizes johnny is still alive before anyone, but especially the rest of the 141, does. it takes him approximately 2 minutes to decide that he'll have to take johnny back for himself

he never ends up telling anyone that he found johnny again because he doesn't want johnny back out in the field. simon already lost his boy once, he is not risking that shit again. if it takes johnny some time to adjust to staying locked up in his house, then so be it

also idk how much im into the idea of johnny being fully brainwashed, but i do love johnny wanting to leave simon for whatever reason. ghost is getting to the point where he's locking johnny in a little kennel all day while he leaves for work. comes home to find johnny's lost his voice from screaming for help all day. makes sure to lock him up with a muzzle the next day, comes back to it securely on his pup's face and johnny glaring like simon's just the worst man he's ever met

tbh ghost was fighting the urge to just take johnny and run even before he "died", so this whole thing has just been the justification he needed to take johnny and mold him into the perfect little pet. just bratty enough to always be fun, but submissive enough to always appreciate simon's care and attention

[marymary-diva17]

Girl talk ( Morden au)

Tonowari x reader x ronal

When there was very a problem tsireya could solve on her own she will go seek out help from her mom and mama, they always had the best advice when she was ever in a bad situation. They had called it girl talk where both moms will sit down with tsireya and talk about, matters she wish not to have heard by her father or brothers. She will talk to her moms about anything that was bothering her like growing pains that they could relate with her, that the rest of her family couldn't at the moment. Right now she need her moms help on a something that is very important to her and very emotional as well.

Y/n " tsireya sweetie can I come inside" you are standing outside tsireya room carrying a tea that was holding tea and chocolate chip cookies. Something had happened and she was locked herself in her room her brothers are worried about her as well.

y/n " sweetie I'm here to talk with you" tsireya soon open the bedroom door and you soon saw her, it looked like she had been crying.

tsireya " mama"

y/n " come on lets talk honey" tsireya soon let you in her room you placed the tray down on her desk, soon giving her a cup of tea and place the plate of cookies on the bed.

tsireya " ......"

y/n " what the matter honey"

tsireya " I was planning to tell lo'ak how much I like him and invite him to the movies for a date or hangout"

y/n " oh that is wonderful honey so what happened"

tsireya " I saw hime talking to some girl from his clan she the daughter it ninat, she so perfect mom she sings so well and very beautiful as well ... alll the boys from lo'ak clan like her and all the other boys as well they seem very close"

y/n " oh honey"

tsireya " I heard some kids talking saying that her and lo'ak are very close and might become a couple, I was going to tell him but I didn't want to freak him out"

y/n " sweetie"

tsireya " I was stupid mom to think he will like me as well, she perfect and I will never fit well in with him and his way of life"

y/n " honey listen here and listen closely"

tsireya " ......."

y/n " I was once in the same position as you my daughter I was going to confess my love to your baba and mom, but there was rumors going around they like someone else in our clan and they had been spotted with this women so many times ... I was heartbroken like you sweetie but I soon took the leap of faith and went with it I confesses my feelings to them"

tsireya " you were able to win mom and baba"

y/n " well yes because I was the women they love already but they were scared to ask me, lo'ak is over the moon for you and you love him as well"

tsireya " yes"

y/n "So take that leap of faith and see what happens you can't let fear and rumors get in your way" you had looked at your daughter giving her a warm smile. You soon brought her close to you.

y/n “ if you really love him daughter you most tell him how you feel before it to late, and just maybe you will get an answer you will love”

tsireya “ thank you mama” soon there was some knocking at the door at got you and tsireya attention. Soon the door opened Ao’nung and Rotxo had shown themselves.

aonung “ to seems like you two have come to a solution together with mama advice, so can we have some cookies as well”

Rotox “ yeah that smells so wonderful”

y/n “ oh you two no need to worry there are some cookies downstairs for us all, I had a big brunch for everyone to lift up everyone spirit” the kids smile the boys had rush downstairs to get some cookies and whatever else they, could find.

tsireya “ thank you mama”

y/n “ you are welcome my love and tell me how it goes, and remember to take the leap of faith” Tsireya had nodded her head in agreement and soon went down with you to get more cookies, she had become happy again.

days later

tsireya “ mama mama”

y/n “ over here sweetie what the matter”

tsireya “I told him I told loak how I really feel about him and he said he feels the same as well”

y/n “ I’m so happy for you my love you did take the leap of faith”

tsireya “ yes I did and we have a movie date this Saturday, well it with everyone else but still a date between us two”

y/n “ well I’m still happy for you my sweet daughter, leave you baba and mom to me I will get them to say yes” tsireya hugged you she was so happy about this upcoming date, but she was mostly happy about having a relationship with loak. It made you happy to see your daughter over the moon with love and you are hoping this happiness will stay forever and never leave.

[hanzhen0506]

hii!! what about kisses with tws. like the type they would give you

beautiful work btw <33

~’Kisses with TWS’~

Heloooo thank youuu so muchhhh, Knowing that I did a good job makes me smile so muchh. I hope you like this! I wrote alll the members.

~’Shinyu: Forehead Kiss

Listen, Shinyu’s tall. He’s too lazy to always bend down and kiss you on the lips so forehead kisses is the solution. He loves it when your just hugging, because your shorter than him your head is on his chest and with the chance given, he would peck your forehead.

~’Dohoon: Kiss on the lips

It might be basic, but he still loves it. When your in the fitting room and you get out with a BEAUTIFULL outfit he cant help but kiss you. If he’s late and in a hurry to work he would never forget to leave a peck on the lips for you before leaving, even if you were sleeping. Its like your lips and his are magnet and meant to be kissed.

~’Youngjae: Cheek Kiss

Youngjae looks so baby in the promotions 🥹. I could imagine him studying and then you came out of nowhere and just aggressively kisses his cheeks making him frozen. But soon he got used to your cheek kisses and it became a habit of him to give you one back (but more gentle than you did).

~’Hanjin: Angel Kiss

Hanjin’s favorite time to kiss is at the morning, he gets to see your peaceful face he adores so much, if he can take a picture of you he would. He would always kiss your face but his most favorite part is to kiss you eyelids awake. Not to mention his kisses felt so gentle yet firm at the same time, always making you awake and cuddle into him.

~’Jihoon: Hand Kiss

When your out in public, Jihoon likes to holds your hand and place a kiss, especially the wrist part. If your wearing any accessories he would remove it and give your hand a kiss before putting it back. He does it so much he could be scrolling through his phone and his other hand would grab yours and kisses.

~’Kyungmin: Kiss on the Jawline?

Kyungmin is one of the members that are considered short (even though he’s like 175cm 😵‍💫). At the time the closest is your face, but he wants to make you flustered, hence. How his jawline kisses happen. He loves your reaction to it and he would also do it mindlessly.

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(Please do not steal my works!)

[teh-nos]

okay but the fact you (the general 'you', which includes me) saw some famously expensive tv show whose effects are much less impressive now due to age and assumed this thing must be a 'cheap and cheerful' made-on-shoestring low-budget production is itself the reason for those ever-increasing film & tv budgets. because that's how we (all of us, on some level) interpret unconvincing special effects, isn't it? this must have been poorly made, probably with little care and no money. the truth of it doesn't matter, now we've mentally categorised this thing as silly and cheap and not really making an effort. now we will laugh at it. now the suspension of disbelief is gone.

they don't spend a zillion dollars on a movie for fun. if disney could make the next avengers film for four dollars and a sandwich they absolutely would. if the tv people could make 20 episodes of house of the dragon in six months and still have it look good on our fancy HD screens they'd do that too. but it'd look a bit shoddy, and very shoddy when compared to something made with the annual budget of a small european country. the audience wouldn't like it. they - we! - would mock it. even our after-the-fact love of 'cheesy effects' is at least partly ironic and we're already committed to watching whatever we're given by our faves.

budget-saving episodes can only do so much. every trick everyone can think of to save money has been done and you can't do all of them all of the time. in the 1990s people complained when a star trek series had 'too many' bottle episodes - this is why the obvious budget-savers are so few in number. you remember when a (relatively) cheap episode knocks it out of the park partly because that's unusual - everyone loves Midnight but there is very little respect for Love and Monsters, one of the other famously cheap doctor who episodes. and when i say cheap i mean it still cost a shedload of money. but that money doesn't go as far now and we alll have shiny hi-tech televisions that reveal every pore on an actor's skin and we are used to science fiction (and everything else) looking good.

and the fact we associate expensive-but-dated sfx with cheap ones and thus with bad ones is not coincidental to this. it's not proof that you are 'above' caring about how things look and won't mind if the hulk is clearly just a different, taller (and green-painted) actor from bruce banner, it's a symptom of the fact that we do notice and care about these things. note that i, for instance, thought the hulk solution used in a popular and expensive 20th century tv show was suitably hilarious to use as comedic hyperbole in the final paragraph of a tumblr post.

[threbe]

Blood skull work on Arthur

WE know chaos isn't just going to let arthur die at best i think he's going to get seal away like how chaos was seal away be for but what if seal him away isnt fully needed

and i know at some point well see alll the 4k powers but i dont think their power well be whats really need to stop Arthur or chaos

we all so have sou magic an Percy and gearth spirt magic but i dont think that will work on arthur

caz what we see isnt fully Arthur i think Arthur is like with Elizabeth in nnt were shes both Elizbeth and the goddess ,Arthur and chaos are 1

so seal arthur away may work but what if there a simple solution to fight arthur that the same as seal him way

BLOOD SKULL

CHAOS all ready seem like its aging Arthur real slowly anyway

16-17 years old 32 years old

putting him getting put to sleep maywork caz even if the 4 knight stop him that still want save things even after stopping \Arthur, Camelot and Chaos

if what was said in the nnt anime comes true the races will still be separated at some point

we haven't see all of chaos power i dont think the 4k will really be whats going to stop arthur especially with how much of an enigma it is so putting Arthur to sleep tell the world is just humans seem like the best solution chaos will see just the creation it cares for most and not what it feels like are mistakes

[valentine-cafe]

Gosh... living with the 209's and being spoiled so so much would have me physically sick from anxiety within weeks...

﹙ 🍒. ﹚ ─── they'd find a quick solution to help you cope with alll of the spoiling they do, need them to cut it down a bit? They will, need them to stop and only spoil you with their gifts whenever the time calls for it? They will. Don't worry darling, they'll spoil you as much as they'll give you room to breathe if you tell them <3

[sterekchub]

What about the idea of Stiles making Derek really stuffed/chubby then giving Derek's belly a hug, like a proud parent?

Aww okay I love this. I'm alll for kinky weight gain stuff but soft domestic sweet feeding is a solid #2. He gets invited over to dinners at the Stilinski's where he's very polite and reserved, doesn't take more than 2nds (and even then he has to be encouraged) and refuses to take home leftovers. And Stiles KNOWS how much Derek can eat- because he's been at the pack pizza nights or seen the wolves after the full moon where they eat so much, even their trim bellies are slightly bloated. So he can't figure out why Derek pretends like he doesn't want more. His solution is to to start cooking just for Derek. Derek can't remember the last time someone cooked JUST for him. They don't call them dates, but there's something to them that's more intimate than a meal between friends. Stiles cooks everything he can think of. Has a folder on his phone with "Derek doesn't seem to like anything too spicy. Derek secretly loved the Brussel sprouts. Derek LOVES white chocolate, weirdo." And one day slips up and when Stiles asks for thirds, says "Good Boy" or "Anything you want, Derek." and it...shifts their dynamic. Derek WANTS to eat for Stiles. And their first feeding session, Stiles makes everything he's discovered are Derek's favorite dishes. Keeps encouraging him to eat more. Pushes more servings on him "Good boy, Der, just one more." "You're eating so well for me." "YOu look so beautiful when you're stuffed like this." "Can't wait to see where all this food goes, you'd look so hot with a belly." And when he's done, Stiles is mostly directly Derek's belly when he says "Look how much you managed to fit!" and pats it proudly and hugs it...and then promises Derek if he can finish off a little bit more for dessert, he'll make it worth his while...

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

"It's not alll bad Ace! This can be soo much fun!"

[Mimzy walks over to Ace]

"Observe."

[She pours cleaning solution on the notebooks, and they flutter off the table]

"Yay they're flying!"

🍇

Ace: That was the opposite of what I needed! *tries to grab the books*

[velocitations]

the solution to every single problem is literally a good book IRRELEVANT of topic or relatability because it(at their best) demonstrates the (or if ur cynical, at least provides a well-constructed nd convincing hypothesis) of the redeeming power of human interaction &/or the nature of life available to all no matter hope late in life while acknowledging unexpressed hurts and displays the universality of the human experience in alll circumstances. i'm healed 4evr . until i forget again

[samaraxmorgan]

It's time for another yap session my friend ✨\( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )/ ✨

I noticed in my last ask not even an hour ago when I'm writing this, you mentioned trying to figure out how to incorporate BJ (Brat Jr.) into the series and still have them be a standalone so I have a solution, (I think)

Ok so drabble or standalone would start out with a little summery of how we got the fish as a gift from Sukuna and now we both co-parent the fish and then it starts with us having a habit of talking to the fish when Sukuna wasn't home or something and then once we hear his motorcycle pulling up we stop and busy ourselves with something else or something.

Another Idea I had was what if we play rain world (Wonderful game I recommend if you enjoy pain and dying) or We play a pretty niche video game (of your choice) and we love the lore of this game and Sukuna learns the lore and asks us about it just so he can hear us talk and smile at him.

I told myself I would stop yapping to you, but the idea's just keep flowing, I also think you're really cool and stuff ✨\( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )/ ✨

Ps. if you want more ideas or ever run out, I am here, HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY/NIGHT :DDD

AAAAA HELLO AGAINNNNN!!!!!

My only thing is I don’t wanna spoil the ending of that part for anyone who hasn’t read it yet :( BUT I was thinkin’ about maybe throwing in some little thing where one of them calls him BJ and the other says like “you’ve GOTTA stop calling our fish that I keep thinking you’re talking about blowjobs” or something ASMAMAMAK or maybe have one of them toss something in the living room and it lands in the tank D: so they’re scrambling to get whatever they threw out (maybe trying to remedy the situation quickly before the other person comes downstairs and catches them)

I’ve never played rim world!! I don’t like pain and death tho so I probably wouldn’t be a fan SKSKSKSMMSM BUT maybe I’ll watch someone else play it!!! And omg so like, I personally am a huge five nights at Freddy’s fan who’s knows ALLL the lore and the idea of sitting him down and trying to explain it is sO AMSSMSMSM OH HE’D BE SO SICK OF ME!!! But omg the idea of him doing some research on it so when I go off about it and he can be like “🤓☝️well ACTUALLY-“ and correct me ASKSSMAM THATS SO FUNNY

But also your idea of him NOT using his lore powers for bullshittery and just liking hearing us gush about our favorite game is SO CUUUUTEEE AAAAA!!!!! I bet he would try and be SOOO casual about bringing it up and trying not to give away that he actually looked into a game we like just to make us happy (but then also dude why the fuck are you asking me about Tom Nook since when did YOU play animal crossing sir???)

I don’t know if I would write it but I love the idea of us playing like smash bros against him and he’s whooping our ASS while just nonchalantly talking about the game that the character he’s playing is from askaknwna like he’s a secret NERD!! I mentioned a little bit about him playing Elden Ring bc I feel like he’d rip that game to SHREDS with no problem

You’re SO SWEET!!!! Also you should totally try writing!!! I was so nervous to start but I had so many IDEAS and it’s super fun!! If u don’t write already maybe you should give it a shot and see if you like it :)

[jeffament]

when i vent abt my circumstances (when i specify that there is no solution n i’m literally just venting) n the response i get is “move out and get a job” girl were u not listening aT ALLL

[definitelynotafox]

so i keep getting this ad, right?

and if you click the link it takes you somewhere and theyre telling you to install an app and alll that.

thats dumb. dont do that.

instead, youre going to wand to open up your settings right,

then youre going to want to navigate to "network and internet"

after that, youll want to click on "private dns"

then toggle over to "private dns provider hostname," put in "dns[dot]adguard-dns[dot]com" and hit save

(formatted like that so it wont become a link)

and tada, thatll block just as many ads as the app will, since its tte same tech doing the blocking.

but thats not all! you can go further!

lets say, for example, you find a website that serves content from the same place it serves ads. not super uncommon as its a way to avoid this style of adblocking.

well, theres a simple solution to that as well.

firstly, youre going to want to download firefox or a fork thereof (i use mull, personally)

then, youll want to open up the meatball menu and click "addons"

(screen blacked out because of privacy settings, dw theres nothing important there)

the addon you want is "ublock origin," you may recognize it as the adblocker you should also get on your computer

now, i already have it so ill demonstrate the install wit adguard, though not that having more than one adblocker can actually maje things worse. you only need ubo

youre going to want to tap on that little plus icon next to the extension you want

then hit "add"

then after it installs check "allow in private browsing" and "ok, got it"

and thats all you need to have a great browsing experience on the web. tune in next time where i explain revanced, aka how you can improve almost every single social media app ever (sadly excluding our very own tumblr, for now) (NOT ANYMORE! revanced works with tumblr now) especially youtube, for which dns adblocking doesnt work and the mobile browser experience can be described as "not the best"

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